No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Synopsis

A podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show huddle around a microphone and discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

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Episodes

  • Episode 286: No Such Thing As A Banana With Wifi
    Duration: 42min | 13/09/2019
  • Episode 285: No Such Thing As Giving Birth Up A Climbing Wall
    Duration: 54min | 06/09/2019
  • Episode 284: No Such Thing As Salty Yeti Bones
    Duration: 44min | 30/08/2019
  • Episode 283: No Such Thing As A Lost Shadow
    Duration: 44min | 23/08/2019
  • Episode 282: No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew
    Duration: 43min | 16/08/2019
  • Episode 281: No Such Thing As A Chatty Cow
    Duration: 43min | 09/08/2019
  • Episode 280: No Such Thing As Permanently Latvian Beer
    Duration: 44min | 02/08/2019
  • Episode 279: No Such Thing As A Backflipping Doctor
    Duration: 43min | 26/07/2019
  • No Such Thing As A Herring-Okapi Hybrid
    Duration: 52min | 19/07/2019
  • Episode 277: No Such Thing As An Elephant Polo Rider In A Sombrero
    Duration: 40min | 12/07/2019
  • Episode 276: No Such Thing As A Ninja With A Cat
    Duration: 41min | 05/07/2019
  • Episode 275: No Such Thing As A Squashed Microbe
    Duration: 51min | 28/06/2019
  • Episode 274: No Such Thing As A Polite Baby
    Duration: 44min | 21/06/2019
  • Episode 273: No Such Thing As A Scuba Diver Covered With Meat
    Duration: 40min | 14/06/2019
  • Episode 272: No Such Thing As A Non-Judgemental Herring
    Duration: 45min | 07/06/2019
  • Episode 271: No Such Thing As A Safe Robot
    Duration: 39min | 31/05/2019
  • Episode 270: No Such Thing As BIG SHERLOCK HOLMES
    Duration: 43min | 24/05/2019
  • Episode 269: No Such Thing As Singing The Sport
    Duration: 39min | 17/05/2019
  • Episode 268: No Such Thing As Welsh Guinness
    Duration: 48min | 10/05/2019
  • Episode 267: No Such Thing As Mission Impossible For Slugs
    Duration: 38min | 03/05/2019
  • Episode 266: No Such Thing As An Innocent Pisces Sign
    Duration: 42min | 26/04/2019
  • Episode 265: No Such Thing As A Hole In The Bowl
    Duration: 41min | 19/04/2019
  • Episode 264: No Such Thing As Bikes In Space
    Duration: 36min | 12/04/2019
  • Episode 263: No Such Thing As Millipede Lipbalm
    Duration: 38min | 05/04/2019
  • Episode 262: No Such Thing As A Man In A Wine Bottle
    Duration: 39min | 29/03/2019
  • Episode 261: No Such Thing As A Chocolate Train
    Duration: 39min | 22/03/2019
  • Episode 260: No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
    Duration: 35min | 15/03/2019
  • Episode 259: No Such Thing As Flyagra
    Duration: 40min | 08/03/2019
  • Episode 258: No Such Thing As A Brutally Honest Yoga Mat
    Duration: 47min | 01/03/2019
  • Episode 257: No Such Thing As A Squilkman
    Duration: 39min | 22/02/2019
  • Episode 256: No Such Thing As A Puddle Photographer
    Duration: 43min | 15/02/2019
  • Episode 255: No Such Thing as a Bouncy Asteroid
    Duration: 46min | 08/02/2019
  • Episode 254: No Such Thing As A Toilet In The Car
    Duration: 38min | 01/02/2019
  • Episode 253: No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United Nations
    Duration: 45min | 25/01/2019
  • Episode 252: No Such Thing As The Shark Tooth Fairy
    Duration: 43min | 18/01/2019
  • Episode 251: No Such Thing As An Accidental George
    Duration: 46min | 11/01/2019
  • Episode 250: No Such Thing As The Mysterious Chamber
    Duration: 45min | 04/01/2019
  • Episode 249: No Such Thing As A Pint Of Wine
    Duration: 37min | 28/12/2018
  • Merry Christmas from Dan, James, Anna and Andy
    Duration: 42min | 25/12/2018
  • Episode 248: No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny
    Duration: 49min | 21/12/2018
  • Episode 247: No Such Thing As Footprints On The Sea
    Duration: 46min | 14/12/2018
  • Episode 246: No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution
    Duration: 52min | 07/12/2018
  • Episode 245: No Such Thing As The Very Sexy Caterpillar
    Duration: 41min | 30/11/2018
  • Episode 244: No Such Thing As A Fishman
    Duration: 01h16min | 23/11/2018
  • Episode 243: No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartre's Crabs
    Duration: 55min | 16/11/2018
  • Episode 242: No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty
    Duration: 55min | 09/11/2018
  • Episode 241: No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger
    Duration: 51min | 01/11/2018
  • Episode 240: No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet
    Duration: 57min | 26/10/2018
  • Episode 239: No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary
    Duration: 38min | 19/10/2018
  • Episode 238: No Such Thing As A Low Sofa
    Duration: 41min | 12/10/2018
  • Episode 237: No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise
    Duration: 45min | 05/10/2018
  • Episode 236: No Such Thing As A Brie Sculpture
    Duration: 48min | 28/09/2018
  • Episode 235: No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders
    Duration: 45min | 21/09/2018
  • Episode 234: No Such Thing As The Lemur Police
    Duration: 51min | 14/09/2018
  • Episode 233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark
    Duration: 55min | 07/09/2018
  • Episode 232: No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond
    Duration: 40min | 31/08/2018
  • Episode 231: No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast
    Duration: 27min | 24/08/2018
  • Episode 230: No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths
    Duration: 39min | 17/08/2018
  • Episode 229: No Such Thing As The Great Modesto
    Duration: 42min | 10/08/2018
  • Episode 228: No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa
    Duration: 34min | 03/08/2018
  • Episode 227: No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History
    Duration: 52min | 27/07/2018
  • Episode 226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling
    Duration: 49min | 20/07/2018
  • Episode 225: No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle
    Duration: 51min | 13/07/2018
  • Episode 224: No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts
    Duration: 47min | 06/07/2018
  • Episode 223: No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop
    Duration: 43min | 29/06/2018
  • Episode 222: No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon
    Duration: 44min | 22/06/2018
  • Episode 221: No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country
    Duration: 36min | 14/06/2018
  • Episode 220: No Such Thing As A Million Dots
    Duration: 47min | 08/06/2018
  • Episode 219: No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings
    Duration: 46min | 01/06/2018
  • Episode 218: No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon
    Duration: 58min | 25/05/2018
  • Episode 217: No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie
    Duration: 40min | 18/05/2018
  • Episode 216: No Such Thing As A Lobster War
    Duration: 39min | 11/05/2018
  • Episode 215: No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled Team
    Duration: 48min | 04/05/2018
  • Episode 214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat
    Duration: 38min | 27/04/2018
  • Episode 213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators
    Duration: 46min | 20/04/2018
  • Episode 212: No Such Thing As A Hipster Pharaoh
    Duration: 46min | 13/04/2018
  • Episode 211: No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A River
    Duration: 50min | 06/04/2018
  • Episode 210: No Such Thing As A Sheep's Bedside Table
    Duration: 40min | 30/03/2018
  • Episode 209: No Such Thing As A Sexy Black Hole
    Duration: 44min | 23/03/2018
  • Episode 208: No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief
    Duration: 39min | 23/03/2018
  • Episode 207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction
    Duration: 41min | 09/03/2018
  • Episode 206: No Such Thing As A Pig In Court
    Duration: 44min | 02/03/2018
  • Episode 205: No Such Thing As The Number Six
    Duration: 52min | 23/02/2018
  • Episode 204: No Such Thing As A Mean Butterfly
    Duration: 44min | 16/02/2018
  • Episode 203: No Such Thing As A Muscular Butterfly
    Duration: 42min | 09/02/2018
  • Episode 202: No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday Cake
    Duration: 46min | 02/02/2018
  • Episode 201: No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival
    Duration: 55min | 26/01/2018
  • Episode 200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen
    Duration: 54min | 19/01/2018
  • Episode 199: No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-Goat
    Duration: 41min | 12/01/2018
  • Episode 198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia
    Duration: 52min | 06/01/2018
  • No Such Thing As Wasted Material 2017
    Duration: 01h21min | 29/12/2017
  • Merry Fishmas!
    Duration: 39min | 25/12/2017
  • 197: Episode 197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees
    Duration: 40min | 22/12/2017
  • 196: Episode 196: No Such Thing As Faking The Magic Dream
    Duration: 37min | 15/12/2017
  • 195: Episode 195: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak Bake
    Duration: 38min | 08/12/2017
  • 194: Episode 194: No Such Thing As An Orange Crocodile
    Duration: 38min | 01/12/2017
  • 193: Episode 193: No Such Thing As Death By Conga
    Duration: 47min | 25/11/2017
  • 192: Episode 192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats
    Duration: 44min | 17/11/2017
  • 191: Episode 191: No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel
    Duration: 48min | 10/11/2017
  • 190: Episode 190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps
    Duration: 39min | 03/11/2017
  • 189: Episode 189: No Such Thing As A Meringue-Utan
    Duration: 35min | 01/11/2017
  • 188: Episode 188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher
    Duration: 38min | 27/10/2017
  • 187: Episode 187: No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap Year
    Duration: 42min | 20/10/2017
  • 186: Episode 186: No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach Election
    Duration: 32min | 13/10/2017
  • Episode 185: No Such Thing As Scottish Snow
    Duration: 49min | 06/10/2017
  • Episode 184: No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries
    Duration: 42min | 29/09/2017
  • Episode 183: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Theatre
    Duration: 33min | 22/09/2017
  • Episode 182: No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School
    Duration: 33min | 15/09/2017
  • Episode 181: No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine
    Duration: 36min | 08/09/2017
  • Episode 180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane
    Duration: 33min | 01/09/2017
  • Episode 179: No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing
    Duration: 33min | 25/08/2017
  • Episode 178: No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie
    Duration: 44min | 18/08/2017
  • Episode 177: No Such Thing As A Barking Spy
    Duration: 43min | 11/08/2017
  • Episode 176: No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar
    Duration: 40min | 04/08/2017
  • Episode 175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings
    Duration: 46min | 28/07/2017
  • Episode 174: No Such Thing As A Manta Ray
    Duration: 45min | 21/07/2017
  • Episode 173: No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor
    Duration: 44min | 14/07/2017
  • Episode 172: No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon
    Duration: 53min | 07/07/2017
  • Episode 171: No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire
    Duration: 42min | 30/06/2017
  • Episode 170: No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole
    Duration: 44min | 23/06/2017
  • Episode 169: No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty
    Duration: 41min | 16/06/2017
  • Episode 168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead
    Duration: 41min | 09/06/2017
  • Episode 167: No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak
    Duration: 44min | 02/06/2017
  • Episode 166: No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear
    Duration: 46min | 26/05/2017
  • Episode 165: No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep
    Duration: 33min | 19/05/2017
  • Episode 164: No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane
    Duration: 47min | 11/05/2017
  • Episode 163: No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish
    Duration: 53min | 05/05/2017
  • Episode 162: No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces
    Duration: 49min | 28/04/2017
  • Episode 161: No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey
    Duration: 40min | 21/04/2017
  • Episode 160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi
    Duration: 46min | 13/04/2017
  • Episode 159: No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey
    Duration: 40min | 07/04/2017
  • Episode 158: No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge
    Duration: 46min | 31/03/2017
  • Episode 157:No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles
    Duration: 43min | 24/03/2017
  • Episode 156: No Such Thing As A Limited Edition
    Duration: 40min | 17/03/2017
  • Episode 155: No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane
    Duration: 39min | 10/03/2017
  • Episode 154: No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd
    Duration: 43min | 03/03/2017
  • Episode 153: No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time
    Duration: 40min | 24/02/2017
  • Episode 152: No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions
    Duration: 44min | 17/02/2017
  • Episode 151: No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant
    Duration: 38min | 10/02/2017
  • Episode 150: No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish
    Duration: 39min | 03/02/2017
  • Episode 149: No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe
    Duration: 36min | 27/01/2017
  • Episode 148: No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose
    Duration: 30min | 20/01/2017
  • Episode 147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy
    Duration: 39min | 13/01/2017
  • Episode 146: No Such Thing As A Queen Orca
    Duration: 50min | 06/01/2017
  • No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits
    Duration: 34min | 30/12/2016
  • Episode 145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three
    Duration: 32min | 23/12/2016
  • Episode 144: No Such Thing As Garlic Superman
    Duration: 36min | 16/12/2016
  • Episode 143: No Such Thing As Chariots in Space
    Duration: 33min | 09/12/2016
  • Episode 142 : No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands
    Duration: 35min | 02/12/2016
  • Episode 141: No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary
    Duration: 44min | 25/11/2016
  • Episode 140: No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children
    Duration: 44min | 18/11/2016
  • Episode 139: No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy
    Duration: 38min | 12/11/2016
  • Episode 138: No Such Thing As Fluff Island
    Duration: 39min | 04/11/2016
  • Episode 137: No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot
    Duration: 41min | 28/10/2016
  • Episode 136: No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams
    Duration: 39min | 21/10/2016
  • Episode 135: No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine
    Duration: 44min | 14/10/2016
  • Episode 134: No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden
    Duration: 37min | 07/10/2016
  • Episode 133: No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants
    Duration: 38min | 30/09/2016
  • Episode 132: No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster
    Duration: 47min | 23/09/2016
  • Episode 131: No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket
    Duration: 43min | 16/09/2016
  • Episode 130: No Such Thing As Train Jam
    Duration: 40min | 09/09/2016
  • Episode 129: No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper
    Duration: 37min | 02/09/2016
  • Episode 128: No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill
    Duration: 37min | 26/08/2016
  • Episode 127: No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding'
    Duration: 33min | 19/08/2016
  • Episode 126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn
    Duration: 36min | 12/08/2016
  • Episode 125: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix
    Duration: 33min | 05/08/2016
  • Episode 124: No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream
    Duration: 34min | 29/07/2016
  • Episode 123: No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch
    Duration: 36min | 22/07/2016
  • Episode 122: No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon
    Duration: 37min | 15/07/2016
  • Episode 121: No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre
    Duration: 35min | 08/07/2016
  • Episode 120: No Such Thing As HMS Kevin
    Duration: 36min | 01/07/2016
  • Episode 119: No Such Thing As 4D Surgery
    Duration: 32min | 24/06/2016
  • Episode 118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider
    Duration: 42min | 16/06/2016
  • Episode 117: No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth
    Duration: 41min | 09/06/2016
  • Episode 116: No Such Thing As Notting Mountain
    Duration: 45min | 02/06/2016
  • Episode 115: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot
    Duration: 41min | 26/05/2016
  • Episode 114: No Such Thing As A Tantrump
    Duration: 33min | 19/05/2016
  • Episode 113: No Such Thing As A Flycycle
    Duration: 45min | 13/05/2016
  • Episode 112: No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier
    Duration: 36min | 06/05/2016
  • Episode 111: No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat
    Duration: 39min | 29/04/2016
  • Episode 110: No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box
    Duration: 36min | 22/04/2016
  • Episode 109: No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp
    Duration: 35min | 15/04/2016
  • Episode 108: No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf
    Duration: 40min | 08/04/2016
  • Episode 107: No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach
    Duration: 39min | 01/04/2016
  • Episode 106: No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid
    Duration: 35min | 25/03/2016
  • Episode 105: No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts
    Duration: 33min | 18/03/2016
  • No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show Special
    Duration: 29min | 19/11/2015
  • NSTAAF International Factball: South Korea v Ghana
    Duration: 18min | 26/06/2014
  • NSTAAF International Factball: Iran v Argentina v Ecuador
    Duration: 21min | 25/06/2014
  • NSTAAF International Factball: Greece v Japan
    Duration: 16min | 24/06/2014
  • NSTAAF International Factball: Australia v Mexico
    Duration: 14min | 23/06/2014
  • NSTAAF International Factball: USA v Russia
    Duration: 19min | 22/06/2014
  • NSTAAF International Factball: Bosnia v Nigeria
    Duration: 15min | 21/06/2014
  • NSTAAF International Factball: Italy v Switzerland
    Duration: 15min | 20/06/2014
  • NSTAAF International Factball: Colombia v Ivory Coast
    Duration: 13min | 19/06/2014
  • NSTAAF International Factball: Cameroon vs Chile
    Duration: 15min | 18/06/2014
  • NSTAAF International Factball: Belgium v Algeria
    Duration: 15min | 16/06/2014
  • NSTAAF International Factball: Germany v Portugal
    Duration: 15min | 15/06/2014
  • NSTAAF International Factball: France v Honduras
    Duration: 14min | 15/06/2014
  • NSTAAF International Factball: Uruguay v Costa Rica
    Duration: 14min | 14/06/2014
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