Series of Unfortunate Events #7: The Vile Village

Series of Unfortunate Events #7: The Vile Village


Dear Listener,

Nobody in their right minds would listen to this particular book about the lives of Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay at the village of V.F.D. has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded on this CD.

I can think of no reason why anyone would want to listen to a book containing such unpleasant matters as migrating crows, an angry mob, a newspaper headline, the Duluxe Cell, and some very strange hats.

I also shouldn't mention the interactive features of the CD, which include:

A perplexing word game • Photos from The Lemony Snicket Archives • Art from The Brett Helquist gallery

It is my solemn and sacred occupation to research each detail of the Baudelaire children's lives and write them all down, but you may decide to do some other sacred and solemn thing, such as listening to another book instead.

With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket

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    Duration: 30min
  • Chapter 004
    Duration: 22min
  • Chapter 005
    Duration: 18min
  • Chapter 006
    Duration: 15min
  • Chapter 007
    Duration: 16min
  • Chapter 008
    Duration: 13min
  • Chapter 009
    Duration: 17min
  • Chapter 010
    Duration: 19min
  • Chapter 011
    Duration: 21min
  • Chapter 012
    Duration: 18min
  • Chapter 013
    Duration: 14min
  • Chapter 014
    Duration: 31min
  • Chapter 015
    Duration: 01min
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    Duration: 01min